Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Hello nonexistent readers. I told some friends I would start a blog about the wacky sitcom that is sharing a wall with a 20something whose initials shall remain DK for some low level of identity protection from the scary world of the internet. My other roommate and I observe his actions and I have been keeping a record of them and will post more as they happen. Here is the record thus far.
9/1/09
DK was in the kitchen preparing to make burgers. I was in my room. A few minutes later he motioned for me to go over there. I did. There was a pan over a burner with the stove set to "light" but no flame. The kitchen smelled like gas. I turned it off and relit the stove. I asked him if he had grown up with an electric stove. He said no. I said how do you not know how to turn on a stove? He said it was different than the one in Palladium.
9/1/09
DK was attempting to argue his point when he supposed that “What if the value of educating children is not a good value?”
9/2/09
DK forgot his keys. It is his second day living in this apartment.
9/2/09
DK and I were talking as he was on his way out of the apartment. He was pulling at the door repeatedly for some time. I said “DK, the door is locked” and he said “oh” and unlocked the door.
9/10/09
DK was whistling “Once Upon A December” from the movie Anastasia.
9/24
In the terrace level front door to our apartment, there was a note: “DK YOU LOST YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE TO CLAIM IT PLEASE CALL 212-533-XXXX.
9/27
DK lost his wallet while biking home from a Mexican restaurant.
10/4
DK put dirty dishes in the dishwasher with clean dishes.
10/8
DK didn’t know how to close the refrigerator door.
10/10
DK didn’t know that utensils which touched raw meat will contaminate foods that are not raw meat.
10/14
DK didn't and still doesn't know how to work the drain in the tub.
10/18
DK spilled coffee on the bathroom rug. Because DK not only drinks coffee in the bathroom, but also drinks coffee in the shower, as evidenced by DK's coffee mugs on the window ledge inside the shower.
10/19
DK broke Erika’s razor while in the shower.
10/20
Last year while cleaning up fake blood, DK didn’t know that you were allowed to use the rough side of a sponge.
9/1/09
DK was in the kitchen preparing to make burgers. I was in my room. A few minutes later he motioned for me to go over there. I did. There was a pan over a burner with the stove set to "light" but no flame. The kitchen smelled like gas. I turned it off and relit the stove. I asked him if he had grown up with an electric stove. He said no. I said how do you not know how to turn on a stove? He said it was different than the one in Palladium.
9/1/09
DK was attempting to argue his point when he supposed that “What if the value of educating children is not a good value?”
9/2/09
DK forgot his keys. It is his second day living in this apartment.
9/2/09
DK and I were talking as he was on his way out of the apartment. He was pulling at the door repeatedly for some time. I said “DK, the door is locked” and he said “oh” and unlocked the door.
9/10/09
DK was whistling “Once Upon A December” from the movie Anastasia.
9/24
In the terrace level front door to our apartment, there was a note: “DK YOU LOST YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE TO CLAIM IT PLEASE CALL 212-533-XXXX.
9/27
DK lost his wallet while biking home from a Mexican restaurant.
10/4
DK put dirty dishes in the dishwasher with clean dishes.
10/8
DK didn’t know how to close the refrigerator door.
10/10
DK didn’t know that utensils which touched raw meat will contaminate foods that are not raw meat.
10/14
DK didn't and still doesn't know how to work the drain in the tub.
10/18
DK spilled coffee on the bathroom rug. Because DK not only drinks coffee in the bathroom, but also drinks coffee in the shower, as evidenced by DK's coffee mugs on the window ledge inside the shower.
10/19
DK broke Erika’s razor while in the shower.
10/20
Last year while cleaning up fake blood, DK didn’t know that you were allowed to use the rough side of a sponge.
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