Cinderella

The other day, Erika pointed out a yellow wad of toilet paper that she said had been on the floor for a while. Erika approached DK about it and explained to him that women do not stand when we pee so we would never miss and so we wondered why there was a pee stained bit of paper on the floor. DK promptly cleaned the bathroom.

outside

I was walking outside our building and looking at the windows to our apartment, identifying which rooms belonged to which roommate. I saw DK's and the blinds were kind of weird so you could still see a lot of light coming from the room.

Later I got home and saw DK. I told him I saw his room and there was this space where you could see into the room and I wondered if he was masturbating.

He said, in a timid voice, "did you see me?"

High brow

DK asked Erika if she could pluck his eyebrows. She did.

You make bathtime so much fun...

DK took a bath and left the water in the tub.

Holiday Weekend

DK: If you went home and I had the apartment to myself, I would walk around naked and masturbate on your bed.

haircut

DK to female roommate: I trimmed my testicle hair.

Knife

DK was making taquitos. He took them out of the microwave and started cutting so they would cook faster. He was cutting them with a fork and it was not working so well. Erika said why are you cutting them with a fork you should use a knife. I gave him one of my big special cutting knives. The taquitos wouldn't cut. He said your knives aren't working. I said DK you are using the wrong side of the knife. He said "oh" and turned the knife over and cut the taquitos with the sharp edge.

Shoot

Last semester DK took a production sound class. On a shoot, he held the boom upside down.

DK on death

DK: I want to die before I'm old. I want to die before 70. When I'm 60 I'll get cancer. But I won't treat it. I'll just do a bunch of dangerous stuff until I die.